Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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