just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
No subtext here. People are naked.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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