so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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