We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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