I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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