there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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