ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
