there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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