Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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