I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't think brook has ever known best
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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