We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Rumble strips road head = magical
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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