also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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