Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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