So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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