Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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