weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
and eventually we just all took our pants off
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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