I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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