Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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