the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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