So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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