I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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