it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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