drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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