I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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