what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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