walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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