Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Bring me that man meat
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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