Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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