You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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