would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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