I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
lol hangovers are for mortals.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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