so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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