Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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