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At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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I'm sooo constipated it's not even funny man
Chick with no teeth give good blow jobs. And u can be positive that she won't bite your dick
oh i promise it's real. due to the fact that i sent that after my wife chipped my front tooth with the beer bottle i was drinking from.
on the plus side if you put it under your pillow you get a special visit from the tooth fiary! then you get to ambush her and take her money as you buttfuck her!
Not everyone uses teeth as currency like you, you crazy fuck
I once had a dream where I was chattering my teeth so bad they all fell out. But it's okay because I woke up and I still had teeth.
She lost her teeth when I beat the shit out of her. Ya know, before the raping. And after. And during...
Sucks to be him. Lovly lady
5:30 that my friend, is called a gum job
I didn't scroll down far enough, and I was about to make fun of you 4:28. Then I read the second sentence. Way to redeem yourself!
God this would suck.
am i missing a tooth??? hahahaha way to quote the hangover, im thinking fake
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