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  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:30pm

    Chick with no teeth give good blow jobs. And u can be positive that she won't bite your dick

  • 69 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:58pm

    I'm sooo constipated it's not even funny man

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:30pm

    oh i promise it's real. due to the fact that i sent that after my wife chipped my front tooth with the beer bottle i was drinking from.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:28pm

    on the plus side if you put it under your pillow you get a special visit from the tooth fiary! then you get to ambush her and take her money as you buttfuck her!

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:21pm

    She lost her teeth when I beat the shit out of her. Ya know, before the raping. And after. And during...

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:32pm

    5:30 that my friend, is called a gum job

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:25pm

    Not everyone uses teeth as currency like you, you crazy fuck

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:22pm

    At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:18am

    I once had a dream where I was chattering my teeth so bad they all fell out. But it's okay because I woke up and I still had teeth.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:19pm

    God this would suck.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:02pm

    Sucks to be him. Lovly lady

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:41pm

    am i missing a tooth??? hahahaha way to quote the hangover, im thinking fake

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:41pm

    I didn't scroll down far enough, and I was about to make fun of you 4:28. Then I read the second sentence. Way to redeem yourself!