At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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Chick with no teeth give good blow jobs. And u can be positive that she won't bite your dick
I'm sooo constipated it's not even funny man
5:30 that my friend, is called a gum job
oh i promise it's real. due to the fact that i sent that after my wife chipped my front tooth with the beer bottle i was drinking from.
on the plus side if you put it under your pillow you get a special visit from the tooth fiary! then you get to ambush her and take her money as you buttfuck her!
She lost her teeth when I beat the shit out of her. Ya know, before the raping. And after. And during...
God this would suck.
I once had a dream where I was chattering my teeth so bad they all fell out. But it's okay because I woke up and I still had teeth.
Not everyone uses teeth as currency like you, you crazy fuck
Sucks to be him. Lovly lady
am i missing a tooth??? hahahaha way to quote the hangover, im thinking fake
I didn't scroll down far enough, and I was about to make fun of you 4:28. Then I read the second sentence. Way to redeem yourself!
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