dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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