The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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I love all the soviet Russia commets haa
And you know that how 11:25?
in soviet russia condoms buy you!
11:25 you are dead wrong sir. Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. Chuck Norris had sex with a woman in the back of a truck with no condom; when he blew his load onto the seat, Optimus Prime was created. Common knowledge my friend.
first if u slur it doesnt make a difference. second, who in gods name are you talking to? arent you on a mission... haha
Who the fuck cares, you are an idiot
Fuck I read that as 3pm. Would have been cooler.
Chuck Norris never slurs when he purchases condoms.
Yes, because the clerk will totally think you're sober if you stagger in to buy condoms at 3 AM and speak clearly.
I agree with the "who the fuck cares comment". It doesn't matter what you are buying at three am, the intoxication is implied. Stupid post.
In soviet russia condoms purchase you at 3am!