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  • 93 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:04pm

    Classy. ;3

  • 96 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:51pm

    11:25 you are dead wrong sir. Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. Chuck Norris had sex with a woman in the back of a truck with no condom; when he blew his load onto the seat, Optimus Prime was created. Common knowledge my friend.

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:04pm

    I love all the soviet Russia commets haa

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:31am

    Who the fuck cares, you are an idiot

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:06pm

    Fuck I read that as 3pm. Would have been cooler.

  • 87 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:47am

    And you know that how 11:25?

  • 76 64
    Submitted by phillie101 on Jan 30, 10 at 6:05pm

    first if u slur it doesnt make a difference. second, who in gods name are you talking to? arent you on a mission... haha

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 30, 10 at 1:01pm

    Yes, because the clerk will totally think you're sober if you stagger in to buy condoms at 3 AM and speak clearly.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:48am

    in soviet russia condoms buy you!

  • 83 95
    Submitted by ChuckNorris on Jan 30, 10 at 11:25am

    Chuck Norris never slurs when he purchases condoms.

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:24pm

    In soviet russia condoms purchase you at 3am!

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:26pm

    I agree with the "who the fuck cares comment". It doesn't matter what you are buying at three am, the intoxication is implied. Stupid post.