in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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