it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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