so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
im holly from the hills drunk
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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