So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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