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  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:36pm

    My life would seem so much more interesting if he narrated it.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:23pm

    I can't tell you how many times I've wished the same thing.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by kyui13 on Apr 7, 10 at 3:16am

    Don't we all...

  • 59 55
    Submitted by 4/20 on Jun 7, 10 at 3:51am

    Omg Morgan Freeman is God

  • 57 52
    Submitted by hellsyes10293 on Mar 30, 10 at 8:49pm

    Who doesn't? Morgan Freeman's voice is like a fucking hug from God.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by ccentrackio13 on Jan 23, 11 at 12:06am

    Whats your name!?!

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:33pm

    "That was the longest night of my life."

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:47pm

    I wish that too. Except maybe Robin Leech would be cooler. Like I was rich & famous.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:44pm

    that line was stolen from family guy. suck it.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:58pm

    "Ever since I was a little boy, people have liked the sound of my voice...Like a Twinkie, like a Twinkie."

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:58pm

    i only say this everyday of my life.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:09am

    GUH! IF THIS IS WHO I THINK IT IS I'M GONNA SCREAM!

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:28pm

    that was my facebook status like three days ago. wtf.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:58pm

    or James Earl Jones! Or maybe both! The world would explode!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:45pm

    my friend and i always say we wish he was our grandfather.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:20pm

    My friend keeps saying this too

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:21pm

    He's officially being sued by some bitch he injured whilst crashing his car drunkenly ... but he's a badass and actually does narrate my life. Follows me to the bar and announces my arrival and points out girls who should have a good lay ... it's pretty awesome if I do say so myself. But yeah on a real note only that first part about the bitch suing him is true ... sadly.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:55pm

    That would be bad ass!

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:26pm

    dont we all indeed....

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:03am

    I am Morgan freeman. Ever since I was a little boy I have loved the sound of my own voice.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:31pm

    James Earl Jones

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:48pm

    haha i feel as tho we've all said that sometime in our life...

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:18pm

    omg!! i say this ALL the time!!

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:19pm

    Reppin for northeast Ohio!!! :)

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:51pm

    I wish David Attenborough narrated my life!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Liam333 on Apr 26, 10 at 10:58pm

    he knows what's up

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:53pm

    LOL Shawshank for the win!!!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:00am

    ahahahahahahahahahahah

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:48pm

    my brother laughs when i say this. i'm just glad so many others feel the same way <3 haha

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Mvrck609 on Mar 24, 10 at 9:18pm

    Visit www.xkcd.com much?

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:24pm

    Woa... Someone said this exact same thing to me like... 5 years ago hahaha

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:31am

    remember when he did those ad's for the olympics last year? They were magical and I want my life discribed like that........

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:32am

    Me too! And if I had my own theme music while he did it, that would be even more awesome!

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:53am

    Watch Family Guy much?

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:52pm

    hahah totally in agreement.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:56am

    i said that exact thing like a year ago! he's the man!!! my second choice is mike rowe :)