just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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