I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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