he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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