listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
