IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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