fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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