So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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