butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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