This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize