Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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