I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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