so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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