She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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God - "challenge accepted"
Don't tempt fate
Maybe you'll get lucky and she is actually a slutty goth schoolgirl...
"Challenge accepted." -God
Dammit, binders beat me to it. lrn2read1st, lux.
He didn't give you whiskey dick he gave you herpes instead. Challenge accepted by God, any other requests?
5-hour energy just to be sure.
Sounds like any Friday night at Manray about ten years ago.